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Tue, 29 Nov 2011 23:56:04 -0500

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converzallstar25: “Proof that phenomenal talent comes in all...

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 01:04:47 -0400

converzallstar25:

“Proof that phenomenal talent comes in all sizes.”
Tyler Myers | Nathan Gerbe
Myers: 6’8” | Gerbe: 5’5”

omg Gerbe is so adorable…lmfao

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Thu, 20 Oct 2011 01:41:57 -0400

soooo that pattern I just posted (and thus stretched out all y'all's pages)

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:50:35 -0400

is what Imma start making myself tomorrow…STOKED.

All I do is work, school, and crochet. Where is my life?

Body Warm Brown CH 2 1. SC x 6; (6) 2. INC x 6; (12) 3. INC x 3,...

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:41:00 -0400

Body
Warm Brown
CH 2
1. SC x 6; (6)
2. INC x 6; (12)
3. INC x 3, SC x 3; repeat; (18)
4. DC, DC INC x 3, DC, SC x 4; repeat; (24)
5. SC x 2, DC INC x 3, SC x 8; repeat; (30)
6. SC x 3, DC INC x 3, SC x 9; repeat (36)
7. SC x 3, DC INC, DC INC, TC INC, TC INC, DC INC, DC INC, SC X 9; repeat; (48)
8. SC x 7, DC INC, TC INC, TC INC, DC INC, SC x 13; repeat; (56)
9. SC around; (56)
10 – 24. repeat round 9 for rounds 10 through 24; (56)
25. SC x 6, INVDEC, SC x 6; repeat 3 times; (52)
26. SC x 11, INVDEC; repeat 3 times; (48)
27. SC x 5, INVDEC, SC x 5; repeat 3 times; (44)
28. SC x 9, INVDEC; repeat 3 times; (40)
29. SC x 4, INVDEC, SC x 4; repeat 3 times; (36)
30. SC x 7, INVDEC; repeat 3 times; (32)
31. SC x 3, INVDEC, SC x 3; repeat 3 times; (28)
32. SC x 5, INVDEC; repeat 3 times; (24)
33. SC x 2, INVDEC, SC x 2; repeat 3 times; (18) (stuff)
34. SC x 3, INVDEC; repeat 3 times; (14)
35. SC, INVDEC, SC; repeat 3 times; (8)
36. INVDEC x 3, finish off leaving long tail for sewing shut.

Head
Army Tan
CH 2
1. SC x 6; (6)
2. INC x 6; (12)
3. SC then INC; repeat 5 times; (18)
4. SC then INC then SC; repeat 5 times; (24)
5. SC x 3 then INC; repeat 5 times; (30)
6. SC, SC, INC, SC, SC; repeat 5 times; (36)
7. SC x 5 then INC; repeat 5 times; (42)
8. SC X 3 then INC then SC x 3; repeat 5 times; (48)
9. SC x 7 then INC; repeat 5 times; (54)
10. SC x 4 then INC then SC x 4; repeat 5 times; (60)
11. SC x 9 then INC; repeat 5 times; (66)
12. SC x 10 then INC then SC x 11; repeat 2 times; (69)
13. SC x 22 then INC; repeat 2 times; (72)
14. SC around; (72)
15-20. repeat round 14 for rounds 15 through 20; (72)
21. SK next stitch then SL ST around, finish off leaving a long tail for stitching head to body. Once the body is done, stuff the head and pin it to the body. it will cover basically the entire torso because Bouncers don’t have necks!

Portholes (make 8 of them)
Starting in pale yellow, work these joined instead of in a spiral
CH 2
1. SC x 6; join then CH 1; (6)
2. INC x 6; join then CH 1; (12)
Switch to Army Tan, CH 1;
3. SL ST around, finish off leaving a long tail for stitching;

Boot Toe (make 2)
Truffle, work these joined instead of in a spiral
CH 2
1. SC x 6; join then CH 1; (6)
2. INC x 6; join then CH 1; (12)
3. SC then INC; repeat 5 times; join then CH 1; (18)
4. SC around; join then CH 1; (18)
5-7. SC around then join and CH 1; repeat twice for rounds 5 through 7; (18)
8. SL ST around, finish off leaving a long tail for stitching

Right Leg
Truffle, work these joined instead of in a spiral
CH 2
1. SC x 6; join then CH 1; (6)
2. INC x 6; join then CH 1; (12)
3. SC then INC; repeat 5 times; join then CH 1; (18)
4-11. SC around, join then CH 1; repeat 8 times for rounds 4 through 11; (18)
12. SL ST around; switch to grey join then CH1; (18)
13. SC around; join then CH 1; (18)
14-15. SC around; join then CH 1; repeat for rounds 14 and 15; (18)
16. SC x 7, DC x 4, SC x 7; join then CH 1; (18)
17. SL ST x 4, SC x 10, S ST x 4; join then CH 1; (18)
18. SC around; join then CH 1; (18)
19-20. SC around; join then CH 1; repeat for rounds 19 and 20; (18)
21. SC x 4, INC, SC x 4; repeat; join then CH 1; (20)
22. SC x 2, INC, SC x 2; repeat x 3; join then CH 1; (24)
23. SC x 3, DC, DCINC, DC, DC INC, DC, DC, SC x 4, SL ST x 11; (26)
Finish off and leave a long tail for stitching.

Left Leg
Repeat the pattern for right leg up to and including round 22. Substitute the following for round 23.
23. SL ST x 12, SC x 3, DC, DC INC, DC, DC INC, DC, DC, SC x 3; (26)
Finish off and leave a long tail for stitching.

Stuff and pin thighs to the body then stitch. Boot toes are to be lightly stuffed and pinned to the bottom of the leg nub at a slight angle to create a foot shape.

Tank
Truffle, work these joined instead of in a spiral
CH 2
1. SC x 6; join then CH 1; (6)
2. INC x 6; join then CH 1; (12)
3. SC then INC; repeat 5 times; join then CH 1; (18)
4. SC, INC, SC; repeat 5 times; join then CH 1; (24)
5. SL ST around; CH 1; (24)
Hook into the outer most loop of the previous round and work in this loop for this round
6. SC around; join then CH 1; (24)
The rest is worked normally through both loops.
7-26. repeat round 6, 20 times for rounds 7 through 26; (24)
Finish off leaving a long tail for stitching.

Tank Bottom
Truffle, work these joined instead of in a spiral
CH 2
1. SC x 6; join then CH 1; (6)
2. INC x 6; join then CH 1; (12)
3. SC then INC; repeat 5 times; join then CH 1; (18)
4. SC, INC, SC; repeat 5 times; join then CH 1; (24)
5. SL ST around; CH 1; (24)
Finish off then stitch to bottom of the tank cylinder. Once sewn on halfway, stuff then complete stitching.
Surface crochet a circle in pale yellow on tank top and bottom, then stitch across to create the handle.

Drill
Truffle, work in a spiral
CH 2
1. SC x 4; (4)
2. SC, INC; repeat; (6)
3. SC, INC, SC; repeat; (8)
4. SC x 3, INC; repeat; (10)
5. SC x 2, INC, SC x 2; repeat; (12)
6. SC x 5, INC; repeat; (14)
7. SC x 3, INC, SC x 3; repeat; (16)
8. SC x 7, INC; repeat; (18)
9. SC x 4, INC, SC x 4; repeat; (20)
10. SC x 9, INC; repeat; (22)
11. SC x 5, INC, DC x 5; repeat; (24)
12. SC x 11, INC; repeat; (26)
13. SC x 6, INC, SC x 6; repeat; (28)
14. SC x 13, INC; repeat; (30)
15. SC x 7, INC, SC x 7; repeat; (32)
16. SC x 15, INC; repeat; (34)
Finish off and leave a long tail for stitching. Should be reinforced with plastic cross stitching canvas to maintain a good pointy cone shape rather than looking sausagey. Surface crochet in warm brown going around the spiral to create a drill effect. Stuff before stitching on drill back.

Drill Back
Truffle, work these joined instead of in a spiral
CH 2
1. SC x 7; join then CH 1; (7)
2. INC x 7; join then CH 1; (14)
3. SC then INC; repeat 6 times; join then CH 1; (21)
4. SC, INC, SC; repeat 6 times; join then CH1; (28)
5. SC x 3, INC; repeat 6 times; join; (35)
6. SL ST around; CH 1; (35)
Hook into the outer most loop of the previous round and work in this loop for this round
7. SC around; join then CH 1; (35)
8. SC around; join; (35)
Finish off leaving a long tail for stitching. Stitch to drill cone, stuff then pin and stitch to right arm stub.

Left Arm
Truffle, work these joined instead of in a spiral
CH 2
1. SC x 6; join then CH 1; (6)
2. INC x 6; join then CH 1; (12)
3. INC x 2, SC x 4; repeat; join then CH 1; (16)
4. SC around; join then CH 1; (16)
5. SC, INVDEC, SC x 4, INC x 2, SC x 3, INVDEC, SC x 2; join then CH 1; (16)
6. SC around; join then CH 1; (16)
7-9. repeat round 6 for rounds 7 through 9; (16)
Switch to grey yarn.
10. SC around; join then CH 1; (16)
11. SC, INVDEC, SC x 4, INC x 2, SC x 3, INVDEC, SC x 2; join then CH 1; (16)
12-13. repeat round 11 for rounds 12 and 13; (16)
14. SC, INVDEC, SC x 4, DC, DC INC, DC INC, DC, SC x 2, INVDEC, SC; join then CH 1; (16)
15. SC around; join then CH 1; (16)
16. SC around; join then CH 1; (16)
17. SC x 5, SC, INC, SC, INC, SC, INC, SC x 5; join then CH 1; (19)
18. SC around; join then CH 1; (19)
19. SC around; join then CH 1; (19)
Finish off and leave long tail for stitching.

Right Arm
Truffle, work these joined instead of in a spiral
CH 2 or Magic Ring or start however you like
1. SC x 8; join then CH 1; (8)
2. INC x 8; join then CH 1; (16)
3. SL ST around; (16)
This has formed the base the drill will be stitched to. Hook into the outer most loop of the previous round and work in this loop for this round
4. SC around; join then CH 1; (16)
The rest is worked normally through both loops.
5. SC around; join then CH 1; (16)
Switch to grey yarn.
6. SC around; join then CH 1; (16)
7. SC, INVDEC, SC x 4, INC x 2, SC x 3, INVDEC, SC x 2; join then CH 1; (16)
8-9. repeat round 6 for rounds 8 and 9; (16)
10. SC, INVDEC, SC x 4, DC, DC INC, DC INC, DC, SC x 2, INVDEC, SC; join then CH 1; (16)
11. SC around; join then CH 1; (16)
12. SC around; join then CH 1; (16)
13. SC x 5, SC, INC, SC, INC, SC, INC, SC x 5; join then CH 1; (19)
14. SC around; join then CH 1; (19)
15. SC around; join then CH 1; (19)
Finish off and leave long tail for stitching.

Knee Pads (make 2)
Truffle
CH 2
1. SC, DC x 3, SC x 2, DC x 3, SC; (10)
Finish off and stitch to knees.

Surface crochet bands around thighs, knees and elbows in Army tan. Create piping on head using long chains in Camel, pinned to head and stitched in place.

saingirl101: lettelle: teayang: I CAN READ IT , I CAN Oh...

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:31:05 -0400

saingirl101:

lettelle:

teayang:

I CAN READ IT , I CAN

Oh unown.

tyleroakley: Oh. My. God. Too. Much. To. Handle.

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:01:02 -0400

tyleroakley:

Oh. My. God.

Too. Much. To. Handle.

crochet all the things

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 22:59:42 -0400

this is what I do. if you wanna buy some shit. let me know what you want and Ill give you a price/timeline of when I can get it done/IF I can do it.

Nick Vallina, get in me right now ♥

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 22:30:47 -0400

Get your ass near me! <3 <3 <3

I tried to email a pic of a Deadpool doll that I crocheted to Tumblr from my phone. I dont think it worked. FAIL.

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 22:13:33 -0400

oh well. its cute. and a really shitty pic.

annnnnnnd now Ive gotta go get ready for work

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 16:47:00 -0400

all Imma be doing is crocheting. I hate my job…but it gives me time to craft. rofl

someone keep me company? :D

@Guido

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 16:41:25 -0400

justguido:

aceofcups:

UH OH I have your phone number now :D

HAHAHAHA! Should I be scared?

rofl no. probably not. I never text anyone rofl
that message from facebook was, I swear to god, the first text message Ive gotten in almost a day.

@Guido

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 16:38:16 -0400

UH OH I have your phone number now :D

sooo yeah, in case you didn't notice, Im coming back to Tumblr

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 16:32:51 -0400

I cant believe none of you unfollowed me?

I still have the same number of followers I had when I first left..

wellll Im back now.

nick. i've missed you in my life. blog more.

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 16:30:03 -0400

haha Ive missed you too! Im trying to get back into Tumblr…

justguido: aceofcups: justguido replied to your post: attractive men make me angry OMG! STOP IT...

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 16:29:38 -0400

justguido:

aceofcups:

justguido replied to your post: attractive men make me angry
OMG! STOP IT PLEASE, K, THANKS!

rofl hey Guido <3

ummmmmmmmmm sooo true

you dont understand because you’re sexy.

It’s not true.

We ALL, yes us ALL, have issues with the way we look… You see me as attractive and I don’t think I am, so there!

I JUST GOT A TEXT MESSAGE THAT YOU WANT TO BE MY FACEBOOK FRIEND <3

rofl

well you’re sexy. so..yeah. there!

justguido replied to your post: attractive men make me angry OMG! STOP IT PLEASE, K, THANKS! rofl...

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 16:22:48 -0400

justguido replied to your post: attractive men make me angry

OMG! STOP IT PLEASE, K, THANKS!

rofl hey Guido <3

ummmmmmmmmm sooo true

you dont understand because you’re sexy.

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Tue, 18 Oct 2011 16:19:21 -0400

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Tue, 18 Oct 2011 16:13:39 -0400