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GPOYW: Wuttup Bitches!!!! Edition
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GPOYW: Eagle Auction Edition
I miss these sexy bitches. I haven’t talked to them in forever.
Don’t know Le Sexoflex?! Go forth, learn and rejoice in sexy fluids!
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10 Days to St. Hallows Eve, my pretty pretty underlings! If you are needing to get in the wicked spirit, are working the midnight shift at the local CrackMart, are prepping for your Halloween MiXXXtape Masterpiece, or just need more Flex in your life, then canoodle your poodle over to get your mits on some NECROSEX.
This hit song is about fucking dead people. That’s right, fucking. dead. people. So what are you waiting for? I know you got 33cents. NECROSEX!!!
Don’t judge me when I bone a dead body..
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Le SeXXX in a bottle: 3 airplane bottles of Buttlandia vodka, half bottle of Vitamin Water XXX, 1 cup airtran ice cubes. Pour all in bottle. Shake. Drink. Goose. xoxo Emmie LF + Vassy <3
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CALLING ALL HOMOS (and the rest of you, too!)
MANHUNT has us in some sort of POLL. Because apparently there is more to do on that website than troll for random hook-ups! We are currently TIED for second/third place…which is nonsense! GO VOTE FOR US!!!! HOORAY~!
VOTE
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…I am uncomfortably horny.
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If you don’t want to fuck yourself, how do you expect anyone else to want to fuck you?
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Twincest is awesome, but I’ve always loved Marriott Cock Squat
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Have you watched the TWINCEST VIDEO yet?!?
if you haven’t, you’re dead to me.
JK..
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