Always Quick to Follow

13th April 2011

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I Want to be a Slut

I was raised to have values,
of my forbearance, my parents would be proud.
So forgive this vulgar phrase I shall now use:
“God, I need to get plowed!”

To hell with romance,
just drop your pants,
I want to be a slut

I’ve searched for too long for the perfect affair.
To be swept off my feet,
but now I don’t care,
as long as my feet end up in the air,
oh, I want to be a slut!

I don’t need a ring,
when I’m in a sling,
I want to be a slut!

I’m eager to please.
I’m down on my knees.
‘Cause I want to be a slut!

You be the grill,
baby, I’ll be the meat.
I’ll be the harbor and you be the fleet
My face is a chair,
now please have a seat!
Oh, I want to be a slut!

You don’t have to be rich,
with your own private villa.
You just have to hump,
like a teenage gorilla.
You don’t have to be all that buff or a jock, boy.
Lets cut to the chase,
lets see your cock, boy!

All guilt deceased,
pretend I’m a priest,
I want to be a slut!

In the John in the mall,
giving head in the stall,
I want to be a slut!

Call me “Maxwell”,
I’m good to the very last drop.
Call me “bitch”,
call me “whore”.
Go ahead, call a cop.
Whoever you call,
just be sure he’s a top!
I’ve tattooed a target on my butt!
‘Cause I want to be a…

Its like Will Rogers always used to say: “I never met a man I didn’t like.”

‘Cause I want to be a slut!

Tagged: The Big Gay MusicalMusicawesomeMY THEME SONG

16th January 2011

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Listening to MGMT

Ive never really listened to MGMT (other than like two songs).

I downloaded their album “Ocular Spectacular” because the guy I have a huge crush on said he enjoyed it, and I know that Alex Kelly also enjoys this band..

its actually alright.

Tagged: MusicMGMTThisisabust